Monday, November 07, 2005

I'm beginning to suspect my wife is having an affair

Saw this sign in the window of my local grocery store:

Help wanted in the Meat Department. Must be 18.

So typical, I work to support her while she finishes her novel, then she trades me in for someone younger and girthier.

1 comment:

TLB said...

This was only your FIRST clue?