Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Misunderestimated: The George W. Bush Story

Coming sooner than you think to a theater near you...

No one believed he could be elected. No one believed it when he was.


Starring...


Lewis Black as Richard Cheney



Skeletor as Karl Rove



Nicole Kidman as Laura Bush



Tara Reid as Jenna Bush



Lindsay Lohan as Not-Jenna Bush*
*Not-Jenna is a trademark of TBogg, Inc.



Bea Arthur as Old Scary Bush



The Donald as Donald Rumsfeld



Count Floyd as Paul Wolfowitz



Dave Chappelle as Condoleeza Rice



James Earl Jones as Colin Powell



Horatio Sanz as Alberto Gonzalez



Treebeard as Al Gore



Abe Vigoda as Joseph Lieberman



Steven Carrell as John Kerry



Bruce Willis as John McCain



The Norwegian Blue Parrot as Scott McClellan



Gary as Ken Mehlman



Crispin Glover as Ann Coulter



Rob Schneider as Jeff Gannon



and featuring
William J. LePetomaine
as President George W. Bush



Directed by Leni Riefenstahl

Written by George Orwell

Produced by William Renquist, Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Saundra Day O’Connor, Anthony Kennedy, and Katherine Harris



Praise for Misunderestimated

"Heh, Indeed." — Instapundit

"As compelling as the life of Christ." — Michael Medved

"I masturbated four times." — Sean Hannity

"This movie made me higher than a kite." — Rush Limbaugh

"Best! Movie!! Ever!!!" — Harriet Miers

"My opinion on this movie will be shaped by the law of the United States." — Chief Justice John Roberts

"Lewis Black? Go fuck yourself!" — Dick Cheney


Rated NS-RT

Not suitable for anyone with an IQ over room temperature.

2 comments:

SER said...

Hilarious! I love Dave Chappelle as Condi.

Anonymous said...

I did not have sex with that horse, Mr.Ed, He's lying!
-Hillary Clinton