Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Top Ten Wednesdays: What man-candle scents are we buying?

Special extra manly Yankee Candle aromas edition!

25) Masturbation Weekend

24) AXEcentuate

23) Mancave Musk

22) Trophy Wife

21) I Change My Own Oil

20) Apron Strings

19) Dutch Oven

18) Lamborghini Leather

17) Is That Your Feet?

16) She Left This When She Left Me

15) Butter Shave

14) Laundry Pile

13) It’s Saturday Night, Honey

12) Smell You Later

11) Videogame Chair

10) Skinny Jeans

9) Zubaz Pants

8) Late-Night Burrito

7) Light Until the Viagra Kicks In

6) We’ve Got Wood for Paneling

5) Mountain Dew

4) Oh Shit, My Parents Are Back

3) Corner Bar

2) Testicle Cheese

1) Single, Thin, and Neat


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

"Stairway to Heaven air guitar"

Brando said...

LOL, nice. Maybe "The Smell Remains the Same."

Brando said...

TLB also contributed one (and gave me the coupon that alerted me to actual man-candles). Any guesses as to which one?

Substance McGravitas said...

The Axe one needs a link.

"Explaining Voice"

Substance McGravitas said...

Any guesses

Videogame chair.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Any guesses as to which one?

8) Late-Night Burrito

fish said...

I'm guessing video game chair.


TLB said...

Not yet, boys. Keep guessing.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

She's taunting us!

21) I Change My Own Oil

Substance McGravitas said...

She's forcing me to imagine 24 terrible things instead of just one!

Jennifer said...

I just heard about these on the news... I was half asleep and thought surly it must be a joke. WRONG.

Of course, the first thing that popped into my mind was "Schweddy Balls", you know, for the holidays.

As for TLB's contribution... I'm going with Dutch Oven.

Jennifer said...


Brando said...

Hers is #2. I think writing about Bathory warped her fragile little mind.

Jennifer said...

HA! I should have known because along with Pete Schweddy balls... Smegma did pop into my mind. Close enough.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

that was my first instinct, but later was going to guess the one about feet. Because, damn, FEET!

OT, did you and TLB know there was a movie called the Countess? Obviously, it is not related to TLB's book other than content, but there are a lot of points of similarity. Although it is more bloody... It's on Netflix, if you're interested.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Napalm, by Which We Mean Victory"

"Lap Dance Lounge"

"Cold Pizza and Beer"

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Essence of Monster Truck Show"

Kathleen said...

oh god I am laughing so hard and also wincing and squinting all at the same time

Brando said...

I like calling one "Napalm in the Morning."

I wish I had the photoshop skills to make labels for these.