Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Top Ten Tuesdays: What new words are we creationing in our political Tweets?

10) dallusion: a comparison between great literature and one’s frontier hillbilly ramblings

9) conservatize: to make something like the original, but dumber

8) birthriotic: insisting that a person can only be president if their mother’s placenta has "Made in the USA" stamped on it

7) Becked: to weep uncontrollably at the sight of poor people receiving assistance

6) Christgasm: the joyous release one experiences after pounding home a Christian legislative agenda

5) bodesty: the state of keeping one’s womanhood tastefully concealed by nipple zippers

4) GOPeed: a conservative public figure who demonstrates the gross erosion of traditional family values by paying a sex worker to urinate on him

3) tealeaves: the love stains left from an overexcited gathering of Teabaggers.

2) imPalin: crushing logic/facts/English language with one folksy wink

1) persetweeted: to have one’s dumb-fuck ideas thrown back in one’s rosy fucking cheeks for no reason other than being completely fucking wrong

6 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Excellent. Also see Substance's Janusnode work in this area.

Also recently coined in Refudiategate:

"Tweleeted" To attempt to correct one's stupid error on social media by stupidly trying to remove it. Stupidly.

Jennifer said...

6) Christgasm: the joyous release one experiences after pounding home a Christian legislative agenda

Congrelingus: that special speaking in tongues that is done while pounding home the Christian legislation, which leads to a Christgasm.

Jennifer said...

#2 is almost too painful to be funny.

I think Palin just uses word verification lingo anymore.

Brando said...

LOL at Congrelingus. Out-filthed by the Filthbot again.

Kathleen said...

these are so good. the month off has been good. for us.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Squirrel nut nipple zippers

Might have to post that at Mend D's haus, too.
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