10) The Police Used My Facebook Photos as State's Evidence.
9) I'm Only on Facebook to See If My Ex- Got Fat
8) Can You Tell Me If This Looks Infected?
7) I Was So Drunk I...
6) Let's Super Poke Glen Beck's Eyes Out.
5) My Spouse Is Cheating With One of My Aliases
4) How Did I Bill My Facebook Time to Clients?
3) Please Call Us by Our Jedi Names
2) What's the Status of Your Pants?
1) My Stupid Parents Friended All My Friends