The Large Hadron Collider finally started smashing together subatomic particles. How are we celebrating this scientific breakthrough?
10) Holding most explosive matter/anti-matter party ever.
9) Grabbing pet spider, crossing fingers, and jumping into particle stream.
8) Mixing protons and electrons with our lab partners, if you know what we mean.
7) Calling stupid brother-in-law who said we would blow up the world and telling him to suck our neutrons.
6) Preparing for guest appearance on The Big Bang Theory, where the cute girl will ask, “Is that a Large Hadron Collider in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
5) Getting our favorite isotope tattooed on our shoulders.
4) Watching everything turn white before waking up on The Island.
3) Watching the particle collisions under a black light while listening to Dark Side of the Moon.
2) Unclenching our black holes in relief.
1) Hoping that this amazing triumph of technology and physics will inspire people to see how valuable science is and teach children that science is a noble, rewarding career…just kidding, we’re going to use our extra free time to work on our girl robots.
169 comments:
17) making stupid Zardoz comments at thunderpantse'. Like we supposed to stop doing the dumb things we do?
Damn! ZRM beat me to it!!! Grrr.
6) Preparing for guest appearance on The Big Bang Theory, where the cute girl will ask, “Is that a Large Hadron Collider in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
The new pick-up line...
Want to let our particles collide??
Want to test my theory about what happens after a big bang?
Want to test my theory about what happens after a big bang?
I'm guessing I'd see stars...
Hmmm.
Isotrope as tattoo....
that could be #7.
#6 this summer is already planned.
Hey Von! You never showed your tats when you were over! Of course, I have no idea if your tats are in lamblet-viewing territory. Or my viewing territory for that matter!
2) Unclenching our black holes in relief.
Glenn Beck calls racism!
Oh, you didn't see them because it's winter.
One on my left inner forearm (no judging, please, but YES, I am that bad ass)
One left ankle
One left thigh (likely not fit for viewing)
Two on right ankle that kinda look like one, but isn't.
Guess we'll have to hang out again so I can show them!
FIVE??!?!?
(no judging, please, but YES, I am that bad ass)
No judging. My bestest friend in the world, aside from Grizzled, has MANY... and just got some really intense ones... I'll share at some point.
While I can appreciate them and the urge to get them, I've only had the urge a couple of times and have let it go... my mother a nurse who always said, "If you need to give blood to your babies, you might not be able to!!!"
:)
Hey Von! You never showed your tats when you were over!
I guess customs in the Midwest are a bit different, but here on the East Coast, we generally keep our shirts on when invited for dinner.
I celebrated the launch of teh Large Hardon Collider by working all day at the horrible place.
Sounds like Von did the same, with a lot of zardozing time, also.
~
Dude, this is so crazy, because I'm eating particles RIGHT NOW.
Would thunder be more or less likely to give me a loan if I were to own a particle accelerator?
Put some ink in that accelerator and it would be the coolest tattoo needle in history.
I ate a bagel.
Wild and crazy guy, huh?
Want to test my theory about what happens after a big bang?
*Insert Little Dipper joke here*
Is that written on the underwear?
I can ALWAYS find time to comment, zardoz, nap, whatever I need to get through the day.
Fish - next time I'm on the east coast I'll be sure to stop by and show you my tats.
Cool?
And that'll be June (NYC for work) and likely October (Boston, for fun)
but here on the East Coast, we generally keep our shirts on when invited for dinner.
Yeah, you guys are no fun.
Sadly, I am in the Mid-Atlantic region.
Sadly, I am in the Mid-Atlantic region.
fish is actually in prison. The whole research thing is just a ruse.
Sadly, I am in the Mid-Atlantic region.
pedantic fish is pedantic. And annoyingly enough, CORRECTING HIMSELF.
of course, the polite thing to do is ignore the zombie html failzzors.
Sadly, I am in the Mid-Atlantic region.
also known as the No Zone
True story: "Pedantic Fish" is a Bad Religion song.
Of course it is.
In fact, you can probably put Pedantic in front of all their titles and it would work:
Pedantic 21st Century (Digital Boy), Pedantic Punk Rock Song, Pedantic Victims of the Revolution, Pedantic Inner Logic.
Hey, it really is true.
"The Mid-Atlantic: not north enough to be the brains of the country, not south enough to be the penis. More like the superfluous nipple of America." Wow. There's an image for a Thursday morning...
fish has an hilariously high level of knowledge of Bad Religion songs.
Hey ZRM- do any of the Bad Religion albums have black glasses on them? Seems they're just begging for them given their name and all...
fish has an hilariously high level of knowledge of Bad Religion songs.
Imagine a world where fish needs to debate all he dislikes...
Imagine a world where fish needs to debate all he dislikes...
Imagine a world where he didn't have to.
Hey ZRM- do any of the Bad Religion albums have black glasses on them?
Greg Graffin, Lead Singer
Imagine a world where he didn't have to.
I imagine that would be impossible.
In other LULZnooze, iTunes is playing lots of Bad Religion today. I am dancing the fish-keep-away dance.
Imagine a world where he didn't have to.
Only you can make that happen Dr. Bone-Picker!
What you resist, persists... now go out and try to get along!!!
ZRM- thanks for the link. I feel reassured.
Only you can make that happen Dr. Bone-Picker!
What you resist, persists... now go out and try to get along!!!
Or the world could conform to me. It would be a better place.
Or the world could conform to me. It would be a better place.
I've heard of spooning for with, not with fish.
Or the world could conform to me. It would be a better place.
I'm gonna make one of my old Cubes into a fish tank. THAT world would conform to you.
I'm gonna make one of my old Cubes into a fish tank.
Ice Cubes... right?
Ice Cubes... right?
G4 Cubes.
Wow, you bought one of those?
Wow, you bought one of those?
three, actually. I bow to no coldblooded creature in my Apple Ninja skillz. But I don't need to answer to a fish.... they served my needs ideally.
besides, I'm a sucker for beautiful industrial design. What, like Dell slapping lollipop colors on the lid of one of their conglomeration of cast-off components is supposed to be compelling?
I always thought they looked good, but heard they were saddled with quality issues.
Like this?
Or this?
Hey! Some of us like lollipop colors!
I don't think they're anodized though... I'll by anything if it's in an anodized lollipop color.
Also, I prefer the ice cube for functionality.
When I worked at an ad agency, we used Apples and I had an iMac. If it worked as well as it looked, I wouldn't have wanted to throw it out of our 23-story window.
I mean no offense to my blogger friends, because you are all great. But if I'm picking a blogger to conform to, it's Snag. Too much meat and bourbon to pass up.
Brando- is your jacket still in the closet and your sunroof open?? It's 78 here right now. I can literally hear tree buds popping open.
60-ish, which is like 78 everywhere else. Didn't even wear a sweatshirt to the gym today.
If it worked as well as it looked, I wouldn't have wanted to throw it out of our 23-story window.
user error. Obviously, you should have been throwing the clients out of the windows.
dunno. Lots of people claim to have problems with Macs, but it always kind of seems to me that they're much more tolerant of balky behavior from Windows machines. Missus zombie works for a Fortune 100 company, and receives world class IT support and a new machine every two years; but if my Silver Lunchtray, at least twice the age of her laptop, performed like hers, I would throw it out of the window too.
I never had too much problem with the Cubes, until they reached the end of their life span, and then just cannibalized them for memory and such like. I just have one left, that will serve as fish's new jail, err... home as soon as I get a piece of 1/4" plexi.
I always thought they looked good, but heard they were saddled with quality issues.
yeah because you can always trust the accuracy of rumors on the internet.
Hey, we are getting a Mac/PC flamewar going on a CJSD thread! Awesome!!
Jennifer, I like colorful things too. I just meant that Dell slaps a little color on their computers, while Apple actually DESIGNS the darn things. Yeah, sometimes they make mistakes, but often they break the paradigm and the other manufacturers are left to knock off crappy imitations.
Meanwhile, I can open attachments....
heh. J/K!!!
Meanwhile, I can open attachments....
heh. J/K!!!
I can open them as well if they're actually, you know... attached... and not embedded... Pffft.
Brando- I hope you wore pants.
I have nothing against Macs, I just didn't like that computer. I don't think the iMacs were built particularly well, and the OS it was running (can't remember which) seemed somewhat buggy.
I likewise don't have too many issues with Windows except that device drivers are the work of Satan. We're colliding subatomic particles to replicate the Big Bang, but apparently some Poindexter in Redmond can't figure out how to make my motherfucking graphics card update its drives without me having to go into the bowels of the control panel like Ernest Borgnine trying to get out of the Poseidon.
some Poindexter in Redmond can't figure out how to make my motherfucking graphics card update its drives without me having to go into the bowels of the control panel like Ernest Borgnine trying to get out of the Poseidon
heh. There's one in Cupertino who can.
Jennifer, I AM attaching them. I can't help that Brando's Poindexter in Redmond made Outlook such a dog.
Hey! Jennifer finally managed to open the attachment. Looking good, cutie pie!!
What did you do, sacrifice the Squirmy Dog to Bill Gates?
I did nothing. The only thing different this time is that they actually came as attachments. :-P However, thank you for the new Rx. I can see much better now.
Grizzled would be willing to sacrifice squirmy dog if it would help our driver issues. Ours like to disappear for no reason.
Jennifer, I AM attaching them.
With scotch tape?? To your monitor??
Also... 79 now and moving in on the 80's.
the dogs or the drivers?
Missus zombie bought a wifi printer/scanner, and it's the first time I had to hose around with drivers in forever. OSX just dealt with it before. for the last 6 or 7 years, the only drivers I ever had to install were for the large format plotters.
With scotch tape?? To your monitor??
That doesn't work?
Huh. O well, I AM a Mac user.
like Ernest Borgnine trying to get out of the Poseidon.
Maybe Shelley Winters could help. She's got a swimming medal.
I have nothing against Macs, I just didn't like that computer.
I HAVE seen Macs react poorly to Windows users. It's like they can tell. It probably didn't care for you either.
Brando is well on his way to a Zardoz... or a Bad Ronald... whichever comes first.
I'm out of here for a bit, I have every confidence that ZRM will take this to 100... especially if he's debating with fish. Or Brando could wax poetic about Snag.
I HAVE seen Macs react poorly to Windows users. It's like they can tell. It probably didn't care for you either.
I'm guessing that's also why your attachments refused to attach for me. Fuckers.
Oops... can we use the f-word over here??
JENNIFER. BANZZORS.
(singing) Brando and Snaggers, sitting in a tree
E-A-T-I-N-G
First comes bourbon, then comes pork,
then comes a massive cardiac incident.
I'm guessing that's also why your attachments refused to attach for me.
the poor little graphic files were scared because they knew you were going to insert them - PAINFULLY AND RUDELY INSERT THEM - into a Windows hard drive.
poor little things.
wv, no lie, is MINGLD
Oops... can we use the f-word over here??
Was it INSERTED into a dick joke?
holy hell, will you guyz let me get to work?
and the OS it was running (can't remember which) seemed somewhat buggy.
From OS7.5 to about 9.1 there were some pretty bad issues. Nothing as bad as Windows 3.1 or (shudder) XP, but still some bad stuff.
Has CJSD ever been Zardozed?
2 in one week is pretty aggressive though.
...and if we inadvertently hit 100 comments, are we then OBLIGATED to continue the Zardoz?
We need an OmbudsZardoz or something who can answer these questions. I nominate Jennifer.
Seconded.
Too much meat and bourbon to pass up.
Sushi and saki is a pretty good evening too.
dead alewives and bathtub gin.
76!?! I'm gone for two hours and you're only 7 comments ahead? That's sad.
dead alewives and bathtub gin.
A common combo for anyone near Lake Michigan.
we did manage to niminate you for Ombudszardoz, Jennifer.
I'm gone for two hours and you're only 7 comments ahead? That's sad.
I did manage to produce some RIVETING structural details.
Well, actually, it's a bolted flitch plate. But that doesn't lend itself to a pun.
...and if we inadvertently hit 100 comments, are we then OBLIGATED to continue the Zardoz?
Well, YES!
And, did you not hear me sound the Zardoz alert about 10 comments earlier?
we did manage to niminate you for Ombudszardoz, Jennifer.
Oops, I left out the rest of my comment, but that's ok, I'll get enough comment out of it.
The flitch plate special also goes well with bathtub gin.
Just testing...
OK, it's happening.
See my bloggo.
niminate
yeah, that was sweet.
I'll get enough comment out of it.
ANOTHER! Not enough... I really must comment without distraction.
See my bloggo
You have a blog??
wv: horpe
what one does after eating alewives and bathtub gin.
zardozer
Oops... can we use the f-word over here??
That might be a candidate to replace Kathleen's comment in the masthead.
CJSD has been Zardoz free. The "industry" requires us to be tested regularly.
Jennifer made us do it.
LOL@Zardozer!
FYI- Von's avatar has the wrong black glasses.
Jennifer made us do it.
Yes, blame me... I went to parochial school, I'm used to it. :)
It's 79 degrees out, it's after 5, I've got a cold beverage in my hand, we're at 95 comments and all is right with the world...
ZRM- I think we need to put Bad Ronald's head on Sean Connery's Zardoz.
You know, I've noticed, the faster I make comments, the longer the wv is.
It's Maundy Thursday and I'm in the church of Zardoz... surely God wouldn't interrupt the best Zardoz of my life?!?!
RAT FARTS!!1!@!
I'm feeling selfish... :)
it's ME!!!
Ah, that's better. Another blog has been plucked by the Zardoz.
...or not.
ZRM- I think we need to put Bad Ronald's head on Sean Connery's Zardoz.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Another blog has been plucked by the Zardoz.
and you didn't even buy it dinner.
and you didn't even buy it dinner.
No, but I told it it was pretty and made me laugh...
FYI- Von's avatar has the wrong black glasses.
fish screwed it up, huh?
Zardozer!
I found THAT a bit predictable.
They are not wrong. They are unique.
Some message you are giving there. I suppose daisies are the wrong color too.
They are not wrong. They are unique.
They're wrong.
somebody get plover over here.
I found THAT a bit predictable.
Yes, but it was still funny... Now if he had done something with a No-Doz image...
Hey! Split Lip Rayfield released a new album!!
I thought they were calling it quits after the one guy died.
I've now found I'm telling the wv, "But that's not a word!"
Must be time to stop.
wv: besses
What Harry Truman saw after drinking too much.
somebody get plover over here.
LOL!
I'm patiently waiting for fish to come over and point out that he has already done the Zar-Doz box...
fish must be right, even when he's wrong, like he was with Von's glasses...
What Harry Truman saw after drinking too much.
define "too much"
If you want some Ray Bans, Ray Bans
If you want some Gucci, Gucci
There's a million ways to see
You know that there are.
You're not going to sway me with your Cat Stevens parody... it was my childhood recollection and your glasses are still wrong.
Well
If you want to be off
be off.
And if you want to be wrong
Be wrong.
'Cause there's a million things to eff up.
You know that there are.
Zardozing seems to be gaining in frequency and intensity. I blame global warming.
wooot! time to get all ziggy round here before anybody else wakes up!!
ZARDOZVERINES!!
Zardoz II: Bandolero Boogaloo!!
Zardoz: Zardoz harder!
Live Free Or Zardoz!
The Wrath of Zardoz
Zardoz: Lets Freeze A Fish for Great Justice!
Zardoz: The Story of Friend
Zardoz: New Moon
Return To Zardoz
LOL!!
I stopped by earlier, but the dew wasn't even dry on Brando's blog. I brought in the paper and went back home for another cup of coffee.
Zardoz Meets Yo Gabba Gabba
Plan 9 from Zardoz!
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Zardoz!
Fast Zardoz! Kill! Kill!!
Priscilla, Queen of the Zardoz
Marley and Zardoz
Winne the Pooh and Zardoz, too!
Bad Zardoz, with a cameo appearance by fish's WRONG glasses.
Zardoz and Grommit: The Wrong Glasses
A Very Special Zardoz
Are You There Zardoz? It's Me, Jennifer.
The Zardoz Lies Down On Broadway
Free Zardoz's Willie
Planet of The Zardoz
Beneath The Blog of The Zardoz
Escape From Zardoz
Conquest of Zardoz
Battle for Zardoz
Zpongebob Zardozpants
Zardoz, the Fish Slayer
The Incredibly Strange Bloggers Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zardoz Zombies!
I just blew coffee all over my keyboard!!!
And, I woke up one of the lamblets with my spaz laughing. Thanks ZRM...
And, I woke up one of the lamblets with my spaz laughing. Thanks ZRM...
you're welcome. Time for them to go to work anyway, isn't it?
And, I woke up one of the lamblets with my spaz laughing. Thanks ZRM...
Blame Fish.
They have the day off.
And, I missed this one... but nearly peed when I found it.
Zardoz II: Bandolero Boogaloo!!
Also...
Perfect...
Zardoz and Grommit: The Wrong Glasses
wv: thnervi
Indeed!
The Eldest Lamblet just added:
"Zardoz Just Isn't That Into You"
"Zardoz Just Isn't That Into You"
That one's good.
Zardoz III: First Comment
With it being Good Friday....
The Last Temptation of Zardoz
The Passion of the Zardoz
Zardozacus
Zardoz of Nazardozeth
The Greatest Zardoz Ever Told
The Life Of Zardoz
The Ten Zardozments
and the John Hughes (RIP) contingent:
Pretty in Zardoz
16 Zardoz
Some Kind of Zardoz
Planes, Trains, and Zardoz
The Great Zardoz
Ok, gotta go back to work.
somezzat wv
as in can you give me "somezzat"?
new wv flowhard
I kid you not.
Hard to go back to work with all this fun over in here....
Two zardoz in one week?
We might need a zardozvention
damn, brando, don't you know to turn off the word verf during zardoz?
iPod on shuffle.
Current song:
The way I am
Eminem
f*ck yeah.
With it being Good Friday....
Don't forget, "The Zardoz Robe"
With it being Good Friday....
We'll have to end at 3pm with...
Zardoz: It Is Finish-ed
I didn't know Zardoz was a Finn.
I am rarely wrong, and always unique.....
XmwahX
Here I am, all alone, at Zardozdos.
allll
alone
I didn't know Zardoz was a Finn.
:-P
And... you're not alone Von!!! We're just lurking.
I am spent.
That was not one of the last seven words...
I am cashed
better?
Something Zardoz This Way Comes
Shouldn't the Zardoz have risen from the dead?? It's been over 3 days.
Zardoz did rise from the dead, but then when back to sleep. Resurrection is very tiring.
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