Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Top 10 Tuesdays: How are we getting into the holiday spirit?

10) Sending a combination Christmas/get well card to the guy we trampled on Black Friday.

9) Filling little Johnny’s iPod with illegal copies of all the albums on his Christmas list.

8) Crucifying anyone who says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.”

7) Waiting for the Gentiles to get out of the way so the Chosen People can have some fun.

6) Putting on our holiday camouflage as we deploy to Afghanistan.

5) Filling the Advent Calendar with Xanax.

4) Looking for like-minded furries who are into reindeer games.

3) Giving our whole block the gift of seizures.

2) Making sure our cold sores are gone before getting under mistletoe.

1) Watching the new Christmas special, The Year Without a Santa Claus But With an Assload of Zombies.

7 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

3) Giving our whole block the gift of seizures.


Can not watch before 8 AM.
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Churlita said...

Jaysus! You'd think I'd learn not to click on any links at the Circle Jerker blog...That truly is seizure inducing. Thank god you didn't have a plushie and furry link.

Jennifer said...

Jaysus! You'd think I'd learn not to click on any links at the Circle Jerker blog...

Hey, at least it wasn't an illuminated, holiday goatse.

Brando said...

Hey, at least it wasn't an illuminated, holiday goatse.

That could be set to the tune of Paul McCartney's "Let 'Em In."

J, tried to leave a comment at your blog but I triggered a complete code meltdown.

Jennifer said...

J, tried to leave a comment at your blog but I triggered a complete code meltdown.

That's been going on for about a week now... TypePad is having some major issues that seem to cause the crashing of browsers, etc. I've found when the huge code page pops up, if I just keep hitting "enter", it goes away, but I'm sure I'm also killing someone on the other side of the world...

"How bad do you want to leave that comment? Enough that someone dies for it?!?!"

fish said...

Churlita, do not click.

Churlita said...

Fish,

I'm not falling for THAT again.