10) Whoah, slow down, Chicken Little.
9) Didn’t you hear? Global warming is over.
8) See, there’s all these facts that supposedably says that the Earth is getting warmer, even though it still snows.
7) And now we found out that some climate scientists have opinions.
6) Well, you can’t have facts and opinions together, buddy.
5) That means, if these scientists have opinions, they can’t possibly have facts.
4) And if they don’t have facts, then how can they support the theory of global warming?
3) Plus, Al Gore.
2) To sum up: if global warming is not real, then we don’t have to care about the environment, because New York won’t be under water, unless God decides to punish it. Therefore, we don’t have to recycle or breathe clean air.
1) And that’s a fact.