Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we doing about global warming?

10) Whoah, slow down, Chicken Little.

9) Didn’t you hear? Global warming is over.

8) See, there’s all these facts that supposedably says that the Earth is getting warmer, even though it still snows.

7) And now we found out that some climate scientists have opinions.

6) Well, you can’t have facts and opinions together, buddy.

5) That means, if these scientists have opinions, they can’t possibly have facts.

4) And if they don’t have facts, then how can they support the theory of global warming?

3) Plus, Al Gore.

2) To sum up: if global warming is not real, then we don’t have to care about the environment, because New York won’t be under water, unless God decides to punish it. Therefore, we don’t have to recycle or breathe clean air.

1) And that’s a fact.


zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17) time to enact a Midwestern Guard around the Great Lakes.
18) laughing heartily at all our friends and family who moved to the coasts "because it was good for their future"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

It may be I misunderstood the thrust of your post. But then, I just watched a Packer game that set a contemporary record for penalty yards, so black is white, up is down, dogs are living with cats, etc....

Kathleen said...

I can't even read that stuff it makes me so sick. also I just took a 6 game losing streak header off the top of our FF league standings right out of the playoffs. I'm like the reverse Titans. Also.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Coulda sworn I'd posted on the media matters link, but it's a new one.

(I.e. I haven't been home since this morning.)

Substance McGravitas said...

This is why I drink a tall glass of mercury every dhalkn,.mvvfffffffffff

Churlita said...

Well, you know "they" (Al Gore) just made up global Warming to take all of our money, right? We certainly shouldn't have to take responsibility for raping the earth...Now, excuse me while I go dump some old paint and air conditioners left by the former owner of my house into a ditch somewhere.

Snag said...

Silly Liberal. Facts are for kids!