10) Cutting open our pet tauntaun.
9) Using homemade foil balloon to float to a prison sentence in a warmer climate.
8) Enjoying Coffeemate’s new Antifreeze Creamer.
7) Rubbing Propecia on our backhair to grow a nice, warm pelt.
6) Never taking off our Snuggie.
5) Opening the Ark of the Lost Covenant in the presence of Nazis.
4) Making a homemade parka out of leftover attic insulation (may require not breathing).
3) Crawling into our mancaves until the spring with chips, salsa, beer, and a remote control.
2) Strapping the kitty to our heads (may require Bactine).
1) Doing some heart-pumping calisthenics with the Copenhagen PD.