10) Cutting open our pet tauntaun.
9) Using homemade foil balloon to float to a prison sentence in a warmer climate.
8) Enjoying Coffeemate’s new Antifreeze Creamer.
7) Rubbing Propecia on our backhair to grow a nice, warm pelt.
6) Never taking off our Snuggie.
5) Opening the Ark of the Lost Covenant in the presence of Nazis.
4) Making a homemade parka out of leftover attic insulation (may require not breathing).
3) Crawling into our mancaves until the spring with chips, salsa, beer, and a remote control.
2) Strapping the kitty to our heads (may require Bactine).
1) Doing some heart-pumping calisthenics with the Copenhagen PD.
6 comments:
trying to cover the world in a knitted scarf
that guy with the cat is funny. I imagined the cat deciding to go off in a different direction, hopping from noggin to noggin down the street...
The funny thing about the cat hat is I wrote that line, then thought, "Hey let's see if someone has already done this." And once again, the Internets deliver.
69)Partaking in plenty of Gnarly Head. The wine of course...
Speaking of things being done before, I seem to recall a country-sized sweater or something being knitted by a group of people... I'll have to see if I can find it.
Putting my head in the oven again, but this time lighting the pilot light.
Putting my head in the oven again, but this time lighting the pilot light.
Sylvia Plath approved!
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