10) Seller Shingles (apply Bailout Balm until buyers appear)
9) Tween Fang (may lead to Hemoglobin Huffing)
8) Facebook Fatigue (can be triggered by Quiz Overload and Chronic Status Discourse)
7) Nyquil Spiritwalk (warning: drool pooling may cause drowning on kitchen floor)
6) Beano Backfire (avoid open flame)
5) Syrup Syphilis (caused by indiscriminate IHOPping)
4) Xanax Panics (triggered by empty bottle of Xanax and lack of a new prescription)
3) Label Liability (may cause Legal Brief Rash)
2) Viagra Flashback (consult doctor if erection lasts longer than the entire history of the universe, man)
1) Geithner Gout (symptoms include currency hardening, liquidity discharge, and retirement dream dissapation)
4 comments:
Excellent!
Love them all, especially Tween Fang. :)
I do have the FB fatigue. I just cannot deal with the BG pokes. (J/K, BG. You know I wait by the Blackberry daily for them.)
You can prevent the Tween Fang by having your children read the Twilight books before they see the movie. They tend to have a little more disdain for it then. Of course, the Tween Fang is strong during the reading...
I refuse to play mafia wars or accept little green things or play any of the games on FB. Which is probably the only reason I still have a job right now.
You can prevent the Tween Fang by having your children read the Twilight books before they see the movie. They tend to have a little more disdain for it then. Of course, the Tween Fang is strong during the reading...
Exactly. I think we went through the biggest Tween Fang period last spring through this winter. By the time the movie was out, the tween was bummed that it didn't live up to the books... but still, I get to experience her peers going through the later stages...
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