Americans spend a lot of time worrying about what's going in their mouths. We worry if we're eating too much, not eating the right stuff, or, if we're Republicans, about the homosexual menace ramming Item 6 of the Radical Gay Agenda down our throats.
However, none of that is as shocking (or as funny) as what I saw on The Colbert Report this week. It's Brave New World meets Oscar Meyer. I give you...Shmeat.