Thursday, March 19, 2009

Pass the Shmeat balls

Americans spend a lot of time worrying about what's going in their mouths. We worry if we're eating too much, not eating the right stuff, or, if we're Republicans, about the homosexual menace ramming Item 6 of the Radical Gay Agenda down our throats.

However, none of that is as shocking (or as funny) as what I saw on The Colbert Report this week. It's Brave New World meets Oscar Meyer. I give you...Shmeat.

5 comments:

The Uncanny Canadian said...

Oh My God. That makes my inner shmeat hurt from laughing. That Russian scientist could not have been funnier.

Jennifer said...

The Science of MEEEEEEAT!!!

Where was Snag??

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

the look of that shmeat probably put him into a coma.

Brando said...

Colbert always cracks me up, but the scientist sent this over the top.

Snag said...

I like my tissue free-range, not confined to a petri dish with no room to run.