Special extra long vacation edition!
12) Cramming hard for our forthcoming hepatitis test.
11) Waking up in the sweet embrace of one of our frat brothers.
10) Leaping to our feet in horror when we see the Web cam.
9) Saving money on hotels by constructing our accommodations out of empty Red Bull cans.
8) Using our pre-law training to argue our Constitutional right to not wear pants.
7) Hosting Ye Olde Spring Breake on World of Warcraft.
6) Passing comp by letting our TA do a Jell-O shot off of us.
5) Wishing we’d paid more attention in Spanish so we could negotiate our release from the cartel.
4) Smoking our Pell Grant.
3) Taking a shortcut to the beach through the swamp and yadda yadda yadda hanging on a meathook.
2) Playing that game where you do a shot after you do a shot...wait, what?
1) Chronicling our eventual expulsion on Facebook.