Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: What Facebook groups are we starting?

10) The Police Used My Facebook Photos as State's Evidence.

9) I'm Only on Facebook to See If My Ex- Got Fat

8) Can You Tell Me If This Looks Infected?

7) I Was So Drunk I...

6) Let's Super Poke Glen Beck's Eyes Out.

5) My Spouse Is Cheating With One of My Aliases

4) How Did I Bill My Facebook Time to Clients?

3) Please Call Us by Our Jedi Names

2) What's the Status of Your Pants?

1) My Stupid Parents Friended All My Friends

31 comments:

almostinfamous said...

this is cheating, dude.. you dont even have to make up anything for this post. you just go through all your invites and just copy-paste them here.

Jennifer said...

aif is just mad he didn't think of it first... he got all of the same invites and then some.

fish said...

Goatse comparison group.

Brando said...

Way to chum the comment water, fish.

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
If you, gentle reader, are unfamiliar with "goatse," I strongly advise you to remain in that wonderful state of blissful ignorance. There are some things on the Internet that you can't unsee. Do not let your curiosity get the best of you the way it did me.

Jennifer said...

Brando- I say that random chum-by gives you the right to comment bomb fish's now deceased blog...

fish said...

Jeese. Make one or two innocent comments around the internet and suddenly you are being all disclaimered by Brando and hunted by Celine Dion.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I must admit that the reaction of an unsuspecting person when you drop a goatse-bomb is priceless.


No shit: my capcha word is 'demented'

Google is getting punchy, I tell you.

Celine said...

Feeshy?? Is that you?? Rene is not home!!

Snag said...

I'll never ignore another public service announcement.

Brando said...

O noes! Snag, did you look?

My word is, no lie, "poked."

Jennifer said...

I'll never ignore another public service announcement.

fish gets 3 more days of Celine-hell for that. Geesh. As if Snag's life isn't hellish enough right now... you've got to add goatse nightmares to it.

Churlita said...

Man, this is really hard. I know I shouldn't, but now I really want to look because I'm really nosy...er, inquisitive.

Brando said...

Churlita, you can read the Wikipedia entry without seeing the image. I wish I had stopped there. I am no wilting flower when it comes to seeing awful stuff on the Internet, but that image is in my pantheon of things I wish I never saw.

Jennifer said...

DON'T LOOK, CHURLITA!!!@!11!!

But... let us know if you do. And... after the image is painfully etched in your brain, you'll have fish to thank. Feel free to express your disgust and outrage in no fewer than 30 comments on his blog.

fish said...

Yeah Churlita, warnings are never any fun to ignore. Nobody likes to do things or see things that are just a little bit taboo. There is no thrill to that at all. It is much better to be on the side of people who don't really know what goatse looks like. I am sure you can come to terms with the fact that everyone else in this thread has seen it and you haven't.

It's okay.

Really.

Vincetastic said...

Hey Brando, this is another one of your hilarious top ten lists. I'm going to go ahead and start these groups up right now.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Regardless of feeshy's horrible, horrible taunting of churlita, for which he will surely spend time in boiling water, I've got to wonder about Brando, who read the wikipedia description and still went to look!!

Brando said...

I've got to wonder about Brando, who read the wikipedia description and still went to look!!

In all seriousness, I thought it was really funny that, after reading the rather detailed description of the image, that the file name was "hello.jpg."

"How bad can something that makes me laugh be?" I wondered.

The answer: bad enough that even a humorous reference from fish flashes that image in my mind like a goddamned Goatse IMAX theater. So it's in my top 3 of awful things I wished I never saw on the Internet.

Jennifer said...

bad enough that even a humorous reference from fish flashes that image in my mind like a goddamned Goatse IMAX theater. So it's in my top 3 of awful things I wished I never saw on the Internet.

But... the Goatse aftermath still makes us laugh... thus furthering Goatse destruction.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I think Churlita looked....

She'll never come back here. Or forgive feeshy....

fish said...

No, I'm sure Churlita would never look. She is very happy not knowing what everyone else knows. She just seems like that kind of person.

Not the least bit curious.

At all.

Nosiree.

Jennifer said...

Every time Goatse is viewed, an angel gets its wings ripped off.

Brando- do you know if Churlita has gouged her eyes out yet?

Brando said...

I checked her Facebook page and she's not "Churlita is lobotomizing the part of her brain that remembers Internet pictures," so I think she is safe. For now.

She is also much tougher than I am.

Brando said...

Hey Brando, this is another one of your hilarious top ten lists. I'm going to go ahead and start these groups up right now.

Vincetastic, thanks for that very nice comment. Nice to have something positive to offset fish's goatse peddling.

Jennifer said...

fish's goatse peddling.

Now that just sounds WRONG!

I'm glad Churlita is still hanging tough.

Churlita said...

I'm starting a new Facebook group and calling it, "who read the wikipedia description and still went to look!!" Wanna join?

Brando said...

Well, C, you did survive a direct tornado strike and you run a marathon a day, so you're quite a bit tougher than I am ;-)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

AG's FB group:

1. Single Jewish MD or JDs who'd like a good schtup.

2. No really, you are fucking crazy and I have gotten it around town just how crazzy you really are.

3. If you are a Momma's boy, then go now go -- walk out the door.

4. AG's Law

5. Where did I go wrong on the Mass Turnpike that I ended up in this hell hole?

6. I am AG and you are jealous.

7. I <3 Brando. (Mainly because he knows doctors, even if he bogarts their digits.)

8. We are better hags than fags.

9. I judge you because you are so judge worthy.

10. The war's over, Republicans get get surgery for their heads.

Mandos said...

Fish-like entities have attempted the same with me from time to time, but I have had the self-control, for once, to not look.

Jennifer said...

Fish-like entities have attempted the same with me from time to time, but I have had the self-control, for once, to not look.

Mandos- I'll bet you've also resisted the urge to put a magnet on your watch...

fish said...

It's better that way Mandos.

Really.

Ignorance is Strength.