10) Replacing Iran’s yellowcake uranium with Sara Lee pound cake until their nukes explode with flavor.
9) Sponsoring new reality show, So You Think You Can Overthrow the Iranian Government?
8) Smuggling in Chuck Norris’s beard under a burka so it can take out the entire Iraninan government with one whisker.
7) Disgracing President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad by digitally inserting him into famous pictures from Israeli history.
6) Shipping in bacon cheesburgers, Krispy Kremes, and PlayStations until Iranians are too fat and sluggish to promote terror.
5) Sticking bananas into the tailpipes of their tanks.
4) Hiring Fidel Castro to consult on how to assassinate heads of state.
3) Jamming all Tehran broadcast transmissions with Mind of Mencia reruns until Iran nukes itself.
2) Designing a transportation infrastructure completely dependent on fossil fuels and totally ignorant of fuel economy, until Iran has no choice but to expend all its time and energy invading countries for their oil!
1) Getting the Iranian Supreme Court to make George W. Bush the next Iranian president.