Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: What alternative energy resources are we considering?

10) Heating homes with hot air of Fox News pundits.

9) Steam engines powered by burning piles of cash from A-Rod’s divorce settlement.

8) Fusion reaction triggered every time Bush says “nookular”.

7) Taco Bell-based propane.

6) Kinetic energy captured from masturbating virginity pledgers.

5) Hunting Jonah Goldberg for his oil-rich blubber.

4) Hyrdroelectric waterboarding.

3) External suicide bomber combustion engines.

2) Combustible sludge produced by decomposing Will Ferrell movies.

1) Machines powered by perpetual flip-flops.


Churlita said...

Don't get me started on the Will Farrell movie formula...

billy pilgrim said...

are you not powering your house on baby poop yet?

you will. o yes you will.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

If only I could run my car on Republican lies!

fish said...

Teenage virginity pledge studies done by the RANDy corporation.

Anonymous said...

Fictitious African uranium

Grendel said...

11) Windmill attached to Rush Limbaugh's microphone.

billy pilgrim said...

1) -

umm, how do plastic beach shoes power ANYTHING?

Jennifer said...

Cashing our stimulus checks and then burning the cash to stay warm this winter while *whining* about this *not so rough* economy.