Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: How did we end up on the naughty list?

10) Acted like a real turkey toward the one group in Iraq that likes us.

9) Have more mistresses than approval points.

8) Stuck a little something in Iran's lead stocking.

7) Compared liberals to fascists despite being a fascist about sharing the Cheetos with other National Review staffers.

6) Called husband by pool boy's name.

5) Called wife by pool boy's name.

4) Ate more than our share of the American pie, grabbed everyone else's share, and then licked the few crumbs they had off their faces.

3) Delivered a urine sample so full of performance enhancers, the cup came back from the lab and hit 40 home runs.

2) Reported that we were beat up for our conservative views on sex, when it turns out we were just beating off.

1) Last name rhymes with "Bush."

18 comments:

billy pilgrim said...

Defaulted on teh Bake-Off

fish said...

Brando,

You have created a monster

filthbot aka angelheart said...

I KNEW IT! I knew fish couldn't shut his gill flaps or whatever the heck it is that fish do.

Brando said...

You wouldn't really expect a fish to clam up, would you?

filthbot said...

I'm not touching that, Brando.

fish said...

Yeah, don't let filthbot touch the clam.

Brando said...

I have to say, I'm surprised the filthbot passed on that opening.

filthbot said...

I can and I do... and I am!

fish said...

I'm not touching that, Brando.

Bring up many college memories?

Brando said...

No, because I obliterated those episodes with alcohol.

Kathleen said...

How did we end up on the naughty list?

12) extensive food-related sex jokes.

Ms. High and Mighty, the artist formerly known as Filthbot said...

I'll just let you two pervs entertain yourselves with your own imaginations. I'm sure you'll come up with things that are much more exciting than my past.

Snag said...

Sounds like someone doesn't want to talk about her misspent youth. Time to sic a team of crack investigative reporters on it. God knows they're not doing anything else the last few years.

billy pilgrim said...

Glasses like that, you KNOW something arty and weird was going on....

No baking at all, I'd wager.

Churlita said...

I love it when the comments are as funny as the post. I really feel like I got my money's worth.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

13) Once again, corrupted by Jennifer.

Brendan said...

I was going to spend this week talking about "a very serious and thoughtful argument that has never been made in such detail or with such care," but now I'm too distracted by thoughts of "imaginary leftist ninjas."

So many memes, so little time.

Brando said...

Brendan, funny you mention those two things, as I have written about Jonah Goldberg as a ninja.