Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What classified material are we destroying?

Special vetted by the _______ ____________ Agency edition!

10) Lincoln Bedroom surveillance tape showing _____ ____ taking it up the ___ while her parents were away at Crawford.

9) Jealous, profanity-laced cover letter included with Lincoln Bedroom surveillance tape from _____ ____'s sister, _______.

8) Inventory of _,___ pairs of shoes purchased by ___________ ____ during national security crises and national disasters.

7) Magic 8-Ball used to make important military decisions by former Secretary of Defense ______ _________.

6) Craigslist ad, credit card receipts, and adult diapers showing how ____ ____ really got the nickname "Turd Blossom."

5) Google Earth image showing location of ____ _________ ______'s coffin.

4) Minutes of White House national security meeting where attendees formed a ______ jerk and ____ off while watching season 2 of 24.

3) Packing slip for First L___ _____ ____ for a black 10-inch _____ ordered from Good Vibrations.

2) Oval Office transcripts of President Bush's frequent, secret meetings with Jack D______ and Jim B___.

1) All traces of hypocrisy and cowardice by D________ who approved of torture before disapproving it.

18 comments:

Jennifer said...

All history regarding the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Snag said...

Location of secret ______ Brando sent to after posting this.

Distributorcap said...

have we found the reincarnated Rosemary Woods

Trevor Jackson said...

Brilliant. Though #5 needs a hyphen between XXXX and XXXXXXXXX.

Noelle said...

11) *******************************
, ****************

Churlita said...

Awesome. That is all.

BOSSY said...

Proof that Victoria Beckham is pregnant.

Jennifer said...

Brando- OT, do not forget live-blogging tonight! You'll get extra bake-off points for showing up.

fish said...

The Bears "playbook"

Kathleen said...

11) Jennifer's use of the P-word.

fish said...

LOL

Jennifer said...

KATHLEEN!!!@1!!

Brando said...

Lots of funny additions this week, folks. Except for fish's jab at the Bears.

Okay, even in my Bears misery that was funny.

fish said...

Since Kathleen forgot the link, here it is.

Jennifer said...

:-p

Kathleen said...

I THOUGHT WE DESTORYED THE EVIDENCE!!!1

fish said...

Hmmm. Let's check. Nope, still there.

mark h said...

good job!