10) Accepting position in Bush administration.
9) Delivering the most embarrassing spectacle at the MTV Video Music Awards since Adam Curry’s hair.
8) Adopting a narrow stance on everything except our pants.
7) Letting John Daly pee for us.
6) Putting name and address on the collars of our fighting dogs.
5) Greenlighting show about the Geico Cavemen.
4) Giving Lorne Michaels a funny sketch for Saturday Night Live.
3) Not shooting well with others.
2) Believing that acting like a screeching, screaming, sobbing psychopath is no way to land a TV deal.
1) We don’t recall.