Special extra distractions edition!
12) Haircut prices
11) Faint light at the end of the tunnel that the president points to when he says “Iraq”
10) Every unidentified ossuary found in the Middle East that might prove that the Bible is true
9) The exchanging of matrimonial cockrings
8) Clip of dog that can’t stop licking himself
7) Licking ourselves
6) Asking what would Jesus do
5) Asking what would Jack Bauer do
4) Justice Department Jenga
3) Al Sharpton’s hair
2) Claiming that pointing out corruption, ineptitude, falsehoods, and bottomless stupidity is un-American.
1) Blogging about what’s distracting us from the real issues