Monday, May 21, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What are we reading for our professional development?

10) 1001 Foolproof Lotto Numbers

9) He’s Just Not That Into You Making More Money Than Him

8) Dodging Bullets: Spotting Workplace Psychosis in PowerPoint

7) Getting the Band Back Together and Other Illusions That Will (Barely) Keep You From Hanging Yourself in Your Cubicle

6) First, Break All the Rules. Second, Go Directly to Jail.

5) Holiday Parties, Hooking Up, and Human Resources: Taking a Dip in the Company Egg Nog Without Swallowing a Pink Slip

4) What Color Is Your Board Room? A Practical Manual for Keeping the White in White Collar

3) The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Slackers

2) Sun Tzu’s The Art of Appropriating Samurai Warrior Philosophy So You and the Boys in Sales Can Act Like Even Bigger Assholes

1) How to Make Millions By Telling People What They Already Know for $29.95

8 comments:

Churlita said...

I think I could easily write the Slacker handbook. I have it down to an artform at work. I'm creatvie like that.

BOSSY said...

11) The Secret: There Is No Secret.

Jennifer said...

I'll buy them and read them all right after I finish my blue moon ice cream. :)

fish said...

#2 is just awesome.

Neel Mehta said...

Possibly your best list yet.

Definitely your best list if you add Bossy's #11.

almostinfamous said...

churlita, your entire effort would be discredited by actually finishing writing a book. what you should do is publish the slacker handbook: beta and then slack off :)

12)Reading cartoons that satirize our chosen
profession

Adorable Girlfriend said...

12. Who Moved My Shit While I was on Vacation? - A guide on how to deal with fuck-ups and useless HR people in the workplace.

RC said...

great #1 choice.

where again can i get that book?

maybe I can make millions to if i read the book.