Grand Ol’ Porn

Tired after a long, hard day of pounding your conservative agenda through Congress? Worked up from being videotaped while delivering a passionate tongue-lashing against gay marriage? Or just stressed out from probing the deep cracks in our Judeo-Christian moral foundation? Then kick off your wing-tips and turn to channel 666 to order Grand Ol’ Porn TV.

You’ll see naughty non-missionary action that’s sure to put a little Levitra in your Leviticus, beamed discretely to your office, dressing room, campaign bus, prayer breakfast, or mother's basement. Remember, you can’t fight sin unless you know what you’re fighting.

Hot new releases!

• The Dicks of Haggard
• Ann Coulter’s Hate Speech Hussies
• IM a Curious Fellow Congressman
• Michelle Malkin’s Blowing Hot Air
• Brownback Mountain
• Libbylocks and the Three Bears on Cellblock D
• Trapped Inohofe Closet

Totally unshaved retro action!

• Clarence Thomas’s Banging Gavels
• Wild Bill Donohue’s Horny Hollywood Hebrews
• Debbie Does the Detroit Shock
• Newt's Red Hot Hypocrites

All amateurs!

• Taxcuts Gone Wild (Featuring wealthy men and women and their naughty accountants)
• Covet Thy Neighbor’s Ass

And coming soon!

• At the Pleasure of the President starring Alboner Gonzales