Thursday, March 29, 2007

Grand Ol’ Porn

Tired after a long, hard day of pounding your conservative agenda through Congress? Worked up from being videotaped while delivering a passionate tongue-lashing against gay marriage? Or just stressed out from probing the deep cracks in our Judeo-Christian moral foundation? Then kick off your wing-tips and turn to channel 666 to order Grand Ol’ Porn TV.

You’ll see naughty non-missionary action that’s sure to put a little Levitra in your Leviticus, beamed discretely to your office, dressing room, campaign bus, prayer breakfast, or mother's basement. Remember, you can’t fight sin unless you know what you’re fighting.

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Totally unshaved retro action!
All amateurs!

And coming soon!

5 comments:

teh l4m3 said...

Rod Majors. Ha ha ha.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

What Jenna B. gave up her acting career?

Jennifer said...

"At the Pleasure of the President" was just begging to be used!!

Chuckles said...

Goldicocks?

Churlita said...

Hee hee - "the dicks of Haggard". That's perfect.