Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What's blowing our cover stories?

10) Outbreak of genital warts.

9) Those meddling Justice Department e-mail servers.

8) Nose glowing bright green when denying uranium enrichment.

7) Smoke billowing out of the accounting department.

6) FBI suddenly appeared in ourFaves.

5) Clearly visible bag of Taco Bell after we denied having dealt it.

4) Letting our animals out of the barn while saying the porn was “for the pandas.”

3) Hurricane force winds blowing away our hot air about climate change.

2) Receipts showing our egos weren’t the only reason we needed a bigger cap size.

1) Incessant hiccupping every time we say Iraq is improving.

7 comments:

Chuckles said...

I am pretty sure that the interns are not the ones blowing our cover stories.

Away.

BOSSY said...

Bossy thinks the only thing bad about your Top Ten Tuesdays is that she has to wait a whole seven days for the next one.

William said...

6) Clearly visible explosive, bloody diarrhea after having denied eating Taco Bell.

Brando said...

LOL, Chuckles.

Thanks, Bossy. I wish I had enough creative juice to do lists every day, but I repeat my jokes enough as it is.

William, thanks for curing me of eating at Taco Bell again ;-)

Churlita said...

There is nothing wrong with repeating jokes...At least that's what I tell myself to sleep better at night.

fish said...

Those pesky reporters that are actually, you know, in Iraq.

MichaelBains said...

Iraq is im{HIC!}proving???

Dang! I musta {HIC!} missed that or sumpthin bit o' news.