10) Outbreak of genital warts.
9) Those meddling Justice Department e-mail servers.
8) Nose glowing bright green when denying uranium enrichment.
7) Smoke billowing out of the accounting department.
6) FBI suddenly appeared in ourFaves.
5) Clearly visible bag of Taco Bell after we denied having dealt it.
4) Letting our animals out of the barn while saying the porn was “for the pandas.”
3) Hurricane force winds blowing away our hot air about climate change.
2) Receipts showing our egos weren’t the only reason we needed a bigger cap size.
1) Incessant hiccupping every time we say Iraq is improving.