10) People who disagree with us.
9) People who we would agree with if no one was looking.
8) The validity of e-mails with our names on them.
7) That pesky scientific data.
6) Idea of leaving Iraq any time soon.
5) Using the Bill of Rights as a fish wrap.
4) Brown as the new white.
3) Right-wing hate speech when used against right-wingers.
2) Taking responsibility for being a bunch of corrupt, two-faced, hypocritical cobags.
1) Any last remaining shred of hope that we're not completely fucked for at least 19 more months.