10) I, Pamela, take you, Kid...
9) Officer, I can totally get you a discount at any Hilton hotel.
8) Wait, wait, check it out...after we invade Iraq, let’s convert it to a Western-style democracy!
7) Maybe I should make a sequel to Clerks.
6) The Cubs could still make the wildcard.
5) Let’s get the Coreys back together again.
4) I will run in Connecticut as an independent.
3) You know what this movie needs? More Jar Jar.
2) What do you mean the margarita mix already had tequila in it?*
1) Becky, pull the car over.*
*Actual Brando quotes.