Wednesday, August 31, 2005

"And Neal, I might add that, constitutionally, these folks only count as 2/3 of a person."

(Via Tappped)

In analyzing the complex, nuanced role of the federal government toward the victims of Hurricane Katrina, Fox News turns to none other than...a community college professor.

Here is the insensitive cunt face finder of lost Constitutional arguments himself, Jack Chambliss:

[T]he founding fathers never intended, Article One, section Eight of the Constitution, never intended to provide one dollar of taxpayer dollars to pay for any disaster or anything that we might call charity. What we now have is the law of unintended consequences taking place, where FEMA has come into New Orleans, a place where, ecologically, it makes no sense to have levees keeping the Mississippi River from flooding into New Orleans, like it naturally should.
Hmm...ol' Jack reminds of someone from a movie I once saw:

"Dang that was lucky. Doggone near lost a four hundred dollar handcart."

1 comment:

Derek James said...

Way to completely ignore logic.