This one made me laugh precisely because it hits pretty close to home. For those of you who don't know, Snowflakes are children who were adopted frozen embryos. The General has a brilliant suggestion for promoting their adoption:
We can make them more attractive to good, conservative, Christian families by dressing them up in little NASCAR sportswear. Think about it. With the introduction of different styles for every driver, it could be bigger than Beanie Babies. Some families would adopt dozens of Embryo-Americans so that they could collect every jacket. Others might adopt twenty or thirty in the hope of getting a rare Dale Ernhardt Jr. truckers cap.
Embryo-Americans. Why do I sense a PAC coming on?