Friday, May 20, 2005

Al Franken delivers the truth to Judith Miller

Via Wonkette:

Al Franken spoke at the Reporters Committee for Freedom of the Press, and told a good joke about Ms. Miller's file-whatever-bullshit-Ahmad-Chalabi-feeds-me coverage of Iraq's weapons capabilities:

Then [Al Franken] turned toward The New York Times table in the front of the room, where sat Judith Miller, best known these days for two things: her articles on weapons of mass destruction that didn't quite pan out and the possibility she will go to jail for not revealing sources in the Valerie Plame case. "Judy," Franken said, "maybe you can find some WMD in your cell."


Although sadly, Franken quickly tucked it between his legs and said, "Okay, I shouldn't have told that joke." Hell yeah you should have.

He should taken a cue from Friar's Roast Hall of Famer Jeffrey Ross and added, "Oh, and I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick."

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