Extra-volume cold-calling edition!
12) Kissing of babies simply a cover to select the tastiest one for eating.
11) Refusal to get on the scale with a duck proves she’s a witch.
10) Plans to deliver a hefty tax cut to the wealthiest 1% of Americans by showing up at their doors and making them fish the money out of a g-string.
9) Plans to deliver a hefty tax hike to the wealthiest 1% of Amerians by showing up at their doors and making them shove the money into a g-string.
8) Love of Taco Bell belies soft stance on illegal immigration.
7) Participated in a World War II re-enactment wearing a French army uniform, which is just embarrassing.
6) Has never provided an adequate explanation for why all of these homosexuals keep sucking his cock.
5) Lack of marital affairs hints that opponent is hiding something.
4) Job creation plan hinges on most Americans becoming Indian or Chinese citizens.
3) Supports the invisible hand of the free market...in his pants.
2) Kissed a George W. Bush and liked it.
1) Is actually a politician.
11 comments:
Dancing with tears in my eyes.
12a) Corporate sponsor patches backed by foreign money.
Oh, I see you've been watching t.v. lately. I'm pretty sure all actual programming has been pushed aside for Quinn/Brady/Giannoulious/Buchanan
thisone and thatone and thatother guy ads.
tried to play the zombies when playing plants vs. zombies
Sucked the brains out of a cute little puppy.
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Uses sarcasm
hates The Goonies.
tried to play the zombies when playing plants vs. zombies
hey now.
hates The Goonies.
LOL, my Internet worlds are colliding!
hates The Goonies.
LOL!
You'll live to regret that confession! What as One-Eyed Willie shows up in your blog's glory hole!
I wonder if One-Eyed Willie belonged to the Nat'l Woody Club...
My opponent swallowed a spider to catch the fly.
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