Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Top Ten Wednesdays: What are we covering up?

10) Shallow grave.

9) Herpes (just 'til we're married).

8) Our backyard tiger pit before the kids' birthday party.

7) That less-than-fresh feeling.

6) Erection we got at the blackboard when drawing a Venn diagram made us think of boobies.

5) Parasitic twin.

4) Portion of Oval Office tape where we drunk dialed Sarah Palin.

3) Fine print that bequeaths first-born child after two late payments in a row.

2) Our natural reptilian skin (just 'til we've enslaved humanity).

1) Pretty much everything with Febreze.


Von said...

11. with our zebra print Snuggie
Oh, crap, I missread the title....

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

0.5 Worst oil spill in the world, with chemicals that will probably make it worse.

Substance McGravitas said...

Our super powers, because, um... hey I might be able to make a buck off those.