10) Ben Linus commits an act of betrayal so terrible, he kicks his own ass.
9) The present, past, future, and sideways timelines converge to form an explosive “flash reacharound.”
8) The castaways defeat the Smoke Monster by trapping it in a giant cigarette filter.
7) During a time-travel sequence, Desmond runs into Scott Bakula, who helps Desmond lead the show to cancellation.
6) In order for the castaways to return home, the island demands a sacrifice of Kate’s top.
5) Sawyer finds a script called, “Series Finale.” He turns to the last page, only to find it blank. “Son of a—,” he says as the screen cuts to black and “Don’t Stop Believing” plays.
4) Jack encounters a freak Socratic Vortex that forces all of the show’s questions to be answered with more questions.
3) Out of all available travel options, the survivors escape by constructing a raft out of Hurley.
2) The real source of the island’s mysterious behavior: a deranged Bobby Brady rubbing a tiki he calls “Alice.”
1) The cast turn the wheel and wake up on a new show called Found, set a mysterious customer service counter that may or may not be purgatory.