10) Claiming guy in our man-sized safe as a dependent.
9) Writing off our 401k as a gambling loss.
8) Declaring our occupation as "the Lord's work" so all of our wages can be charitable contributions.
7) Categorizing our octuplets as interest-generating assets.
6) Taking a loss due to seepage on our organ farm.
5) Including a camera, cat, cheeseburger, and bucket on our list of work expenses.
4) Listing our residency as "couch."
3) Requesting bailout for our failed Soapbox Derby Hyrbid industry.
2) Reporting status as, "Married, filing fabulously!"
1) Adding our "spine transplant" under medical expenses. (Democratic Party only)