10) Making too many decisions without using our “thinkin’ juice.”
9) Forgetting to plant the WMD before invading Iraq.
8) Crying out “Mission Accomplished” in bed before the First Lady could have hers.
7) Not finding a way to keep immigrant labor cheap but not so immigranty.
6) Failing to build more support for invasive interrogations by turning them into a game show, Wheel of Torture.
5) Having typos when updating status on the White House Facebook page.
4) Walking into the Vice President’s crypt during a feeding.
3) Thinking that New Orleans was supposed to be underwater, like Atlantis.
2) Smirking so hard that face is permanently frozen.
1) Listening to anyone else except the voice that’s probably God’s.
11 comments:
It's almost over... and yet I know these past 8 years are going to have repercussions for lifetimes to come.
fyi- loved them all, but the mental image I got on #4 made me spit out my coffee.
Wheel of Torture.
AKA Fear Factor.
17a) not boning Condoleeza when we had the chance.
18) I'm going to WallyWorld!!!
I think #4 was one of the most perfect things you've ever written.
#20) not using influence with colombia and mexico to stuff ranch basement with coke and tequila.
aif, he's selling the fake ranch....
56. Not finding a mental patient who Regan dehospitalized to act as the shooter.
67. Not giving Chuckles $10 to run across the front lawn naked and knock on Jenna's window.
@ RM - that's probably because he couldn't stuff it with coke and tequila...
I was just thinking it couldn't get any better than #4 when #3 smacked me upside teh head.
To Rotten M's 17a: Who says they didn't? :)
17b) not boning Condoleeza more.
possibly using a cigar.
I'm with these guys. #4 belongs in the Blog Hall of Fame.
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