Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: What new Wii games are we playing?

10) Wii Intervention

9) Wii Miracle Worker (includes blindfold and ear plugs)

8) Wii Breakfast (milk sold separately)

7) Wii Cock Fight

6) Wii Seizure (may cause seizures)

5) Wii Frost/Nixon (compatible with Wii Interview Chairs)

4) Wii Duel (honor not included)

3) Wii Family Time (real interaction optional)

2) Wii Hospital (health insurance not included)

1) Wii Kama Sutra

18 comments:

Von said...

Bwah Ha HA!! I would type more, but I just spit pop all over my keyboard.
Fantastic, as EVER!!
Sh*t. my word verf is "plighted". IT's like a horoscope or something!!

Chuckles said...

Wii Potty Training: The one game where you don't wave the wiimote around.

fish said...

1) Wii Kama Sutra

I don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.

Although the vibrations may come in handy...

Jennifer said...

Wii Personal Hygiene... gets even the most stubborn hairs.

rotten mcdonald said...

WiiPuppy: bend and bag, bend and bag, mop mop mop...

Snag said...

11) Wii Moose Hunt. Moose sold separately.

Churlita said...

Wii Blog - life experiences not included.

Jennifer said...

Wii Surgery- malpractice insurance sold separately.

almostinfamous said...

wii break-up - a tale of a guy who will lose his relationships if he keeps playing wii.

Brando said...

I don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.

Although the vibrations may come in handy...


I should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I am so glad I do not own a Wii. I hate those things.

fish said...

I should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.

Just Wiilax. This will only hurt for a moment.

rotten mcdonald said...

That was wiipulsive, fish.

muy wordver is 'wordicap' if it's not a new coinage, it should be.

Jennifer said...

I'm thinking Wii Taser might be fun...

Also, fish is a pig.

fish said...

fish is a pig

water is wet

sky is blue

ice is cold

Jennifer said...

a fish, a flash,
a silvery glow,

a fight, a bet,
the range of the bow.

the bed of the well,
the end of the line,

the dismay in the face,
it's a loss, it's a find.

And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
fish is a pig
It's the joy in his heart

fish said...

Awesome.

Jennifer said...

I could now use Wii Massage Therapist (non-happy ending variety) to work the soreness in my upper back and shoulders after too much (oh hell... hardly any) Wii Boxing. :(