10) Wii Intervention
9) Wii Miracle Worker (includes blindfold and ear plugs)
8) Wii Breakfast (milk sold separately)
7) Wii Cock Fight
6) Wii Seizure (may cause seizures)
5) Wii Frost/Nixon (compatible with Wii Interview Chairs)
4) Wii Duel (honor not included)
3) Wii Family Time (real interaction optional)
2) Wii Hospital (health insurance not included)
1) Wii Kama Sutra
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Bwah Ha HA!! I would type more, but I just spit pop all over my keyboard.
Fantastic, as EVER!!
Sh*t. my word verf is "plighted". IT's like a horoscope or something!!
Wii Potty Training: The one game where you don't wave the wiimote around.
1) Wii Kama Sutra
I don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.
Although the vibrations may come in handy...
Wii Personal Hygiene... gets even the most stubborn hairs.
WiiPuppy: bend and bag, bend and bag, mop mop mop...
11) Wii Moose Hunt. Moose sold separately.
Wii Blog - life experiences not included.
Wii Surgery- malpractice insurance sold separately.
wii break-up - a tale of a guy who will lose his relationships if he keeps playing wii.
I don't want to know where you put the remote on this one.
Although the vibrations may come in handy...
I should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.
I am so glad I do not own a Wii. I hate those things.
I should have mentioned that Wii Lube is sold separately.
Just Wiilax. This will only hurt for a moment.
That was wiipulsive, fish.
muy wordver is 'wordicap' if it's not a new coinage, it should be.
I'm thinking Wii Taser might be fun...
Also, fish is a pig.
fish is a pig
water is wet
sky is blue
ice is cold
a fish, a flash,
a silvery glow,
a fight, a bet,
the range of the bow.
the bed of the well,
the end of the line,
the dismay in the face,
it's a loss, it's a find.
And the riverbank talks
of the waters of March,
fish is a pig
It's the joy in his heart
I could now use Wii Massage Therapist (non-happy ending variety) to work the soreness in my upper back and shoulders after too much (oh hell... hardly any) Wii Boxing. :(
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