10) Making too many decisions without using our “thinkin’ juice.”
9) Forgetting to plant the WMD before invading Iraq.
8) Crying out “Mission Accomplished” in bed before the First Lady could have hers.
7) Not finding a way to keep immigrant labor cheap but not so immigranty.
6) Failing to build more support for invasive interrogations by turning them into a game show, Wheel of Torture.
5) Having typos when updating status on the White House Facebook page.
4) Walking into the Vice President’s crypt during a feeding.
3) Thinking that New Orleans was supposed to be underwater, like Atlantis.
2) Smirking so hard that face is permanently frozen.
1) Listening to anyone else except the voice that’s probably God’s.