Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: What presidential regrets do we have?

10) Making too many decisions without using our “thinkin’ juice.”

9) Forgetting to plant the WMD before invading Iraq.

8) Crying out “Mission Accomplished” in bed before the First Lady could have hers.

7) Not finding a way to keep immigrant labor cheap but not so immigranty.

6) Failing to build more support for invasive interrogations by turning them into a game show, Wheel of Torture.

5) Having typos when updating status on the White House Facebook page.

4) Walking into the Vice President’s crypt during a feeding.

3) Thinking that New Orleans was supposed to be underwater, like Atlantis.

2) Smirking so hard that face is permanently frozen.

1) Listening to anyone else except the voice that’s probably God’s.

11 comments:

Jennifer said...

It's almost over... and yet I know these past 8 years are going to have repercussions for lifetimes to come.

fyi- loved them all, but the mental image I got on #4 made me spit out my coffee.

fish said...

Wheel of Torture.

AKA Fear Factor.

rotten mcdonald said...

17a) not boning Condoleeza when we had the chance.

18) I'm going to WallyWorld!!!

Churlita said...

I think #4 was one of the most perfect things you've ever written.

almostinfamous said...

#20) not using influence with colombia and mexico to stuff ranch basement with coke and tequila.

rotten mcdonald said...

aif, he's selling the fake ranch....

Adorable Girlfriend said...

56. Not finding a mental patient who Regan dehospitalized to act as the shooter.

67. Not giving Chuckles $10 to run across the front lawn naked and knock on Jenna's window.

almostinfamous said...

@ RM - that's probably because he couldn't stuff it with coke and tequila...

MichaelBains said...

I was just thinking it couldn't get any better than #4 when #3 smacked me upside teh head.

To Rotten M's 17a: Who says they didn't? :)

rotten mcdonald said...

17b) not boning Condoleeza more.

possibly using a cigar.

Snag said...

I'm with these guys. #4 belongs in the Blog Hall of Fame.