Special extra collectable edition!
12) Yes, We Can! home canning kit.
11) Starbucks Kenyan Roast/Cafe Americano blend (comes with genuine certificate of origin).
10) 24k Gold Compromise Necklace (note: clasp is very fragile and may break under the slightest pressure)
9) Red, white, and blue Deficit Shovel (with free Bailout Bucket).
8) Franklin Mint Obama Administration vs. Bush Administration pewter chess set.
7) Danger Mouse remix of Barack Obama reciting The Gettysburg Address over Jay-Z’s Black Album.
6) Inauguration key chain with laser pointer (warning: do not point during inauguration).
5) Keepsake vial with drop of Oprah’s inauguration swoon sweat (includes free trial size of O: The Cotton Swab).
4) Box of Ol’ Conservative Sour Balls (available at Fox News media tent).
3) Hillary Clinton Inauguration Ball Glass Slippers (made from genuine shards of glass ceilings).
2) Joe Biden Dental Dam.