10) 30 minutes of repetitive motion hasn’t produced the desired effect.
9) Explosives have tended to blow up hearts and minds instead of win them.
8) Currently in Russia.
7) Born in France.
6) Unable to make combustion engine that runs on hubris.
5) Boombox batteries ran out before Ione Skye came to the window.
4) Looking for a church that turns other cheek instead of flashing both cheeks at potential voters.
3) Dumbells not as delicious as Double-Stufs.
2) Husband convinced us to turn to lesbianism.
1) We’re not giving up! Who told you that? We plan to stay and fight until the bitter...hey, where are you all going?