Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why are we giving up?

10) 30 minutes of repetitive motion hasn’t produced the desired effect.

9) Explosives have tended to blow up hearts and minds instead of win them.

8) Currently in Russia.

7) Born in France.

6) Unable to make combustion engine that runs on hubris.

5) Boombox batteries ran out before Ione Skye came to the window.

4) Looking for a church that turns other cheek instead of flashing both cheeks at potential voters.

3) Dumbells not as delicious as Double-Stufs.

2) Husband convinced us to turn to lesbianism.

1) We’re not giving up! Who told you that? We plan to stay and fight until the bitter...hey, where are you all going?

9 comments:

Mendacious D said...

11) Got in on the lucrative wingnut welfare circuit.

fish said...

I believe 2 is the solution for 10.

billy pilgrim said...

1. tired. so, so tired.

Snag said...

12) Goddamn kids.

Churlita said...

If only she could play the saxophone on Arsenio Hall, then maybe all the cool kids would like her and she could win this thing.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

No he didn't. He did not refer to Llyod.

Jennifer said...

Because Paula Prentiss does not live next door and the Men's Association has their plans drawn up anyhow.

Noelle said...

Because Chelsea is starting to get more votes.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

Chelsea always had AG's vote. Let's just be clear about that.