10) Constant scratching when delivering newscast.
9) Being only woman in history not to get a bump from presence of Bill Clinton.
8) Restraining order (for now).
7) Inability to hit home runs without aid of Mexican pharmaceuticals.
6) The original drummer.
5) Ability to walk a straight line to receive Grammy.
4) Excessive bra hooks.
3) The Cerberus of Fame: Simon, Paula, and Randy.
2) Thinking about baseball.
1) Campaign image that reminds many female voters of the gruff father whose love they futilely sought but never received, sending them running toward a series of tragic sexual relationships in a quest for affection, until they finally learned to accept themselves without the need for outside affirmation/Old man smell (tie).
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11. Our inability to get back in time to vote on amendments that would support some of the rhetoric we have been tossing around on the campaign trail.
92. Inability to find Chocolate Mix Skittles.
XXVI Tendency of Chocolate Mix Skittles to give us Ebola.
I don't think you need Chocolate Mix Skittles for that. I believe Skittles has a limited pandemic edition with Ebola being one of the flavors.
At least brownie batter skittles are an effective diagnostic for rabies.
11. These chains. Now what was that dang safeword?
11. The Man
11. gravity
27a)Keep forgetting not to eat the "special" brownies (with skittles) until after campaign appearances.
29b)Spouse joined the latest edition of Blue Collar Comedy Tour "Can't Live With 'em, Can't Shoot 'em"
47.1/2z)New campaign spokesman Carlos Mencia just isn't working out.
11) lost support of pancake lobby.
ZZ. Suburban mores. But not for long.
Mmmmmm. I love suburban smores.
ocho: mildew.
cinco: word verification.
Wasn't suburban mores one of the flavors in the Chocolate Mix Skittles?
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