10) Constant scratching when delivering newscast.
9) Being only woman in history not to get a bump from presence of Bill Clinton.
8) Restraining order (for now).
7) Inability to hit home runs without aid of Mexican pharmaceuticals.
6) The original drummer.
5) Ability to walk a straight line to receive Grammy.
4) Excessive bra hooks.
3) The Cerberus of Fame: Simon, Paula, and Randy.
2) Thinking about baseball.
1) Campaign image that reminds many female voters of the gruff father whose love they futilely sought but never received, sending them running toward a series of tragic sexual relationships in a quest for affection, until they finally learned to accept themselves without the need for outside affirmation/Old man smell (tie).