Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: What's holding us back?

10) Constant scratching when delivering newscast.

9) Being only woman in history not to get a bump from presence of Bill Clinton.

8) Restraining order (for now).

7) Inability to hit home runs without aid of Mexican pharmaceuticals.

6) The original drummer.

5) Ability to walk a straight line to receive Grammy.

4) Excessive bra hooks.

3) The Cerberus of Fame: Simon, Paula, and Randy.

2) Thinking about baseball.

1) Campaign image that reminds many female voters of the gruff father whose love they futilely sought but never received, sending them running toward a series of tragic sexual relationships in a quest for affection, until they finally learned to accept themselves without the need for outside affirmation/Old man smell (tie).

12 comments:

Chuckles said...

11. Our inability to get back in time to vote on amendments that would support some of the rhetoric we have been tossing around on the campaign trail.

Jennifer said...

92. Inability to find Chocolate Mix Skittles.

Brando said...

XXVI Tendency of Chocolate Mix Skittles to give us Ebola.

Jennifer said...

I don't think you need Chocolate Mix Skittles for that. I believe Skittles has a limited pandemic edition with Ebola being one of the flavors.

fish said...

At least brownie batter skittles are an effective diagnostic for rabies.

billy pilgrim said...

11. These chains. Now what was that dang safeword?

11. The Man

11. gravity

mikeinportc said...

27a)Keep forgetting not to eat the "special" brownies (with skittles) until after campaign appearances.

29b)Spouse joined the latest edition of Blue Collar Comedy Tour "Can't Live With 'em, Can't Shoot 'em"

47.1/2z)New campaign spokesman Carlos Mencia just isn't working out.

Kathleen said...

11) lost support of pancake lobby.

Snag said...

ZZ. Suburban mores. But not for long.

Churlita said...

Mmmmmm. I love suburban smores.

dailytannenbaum.com said...

ocho: mildew.

cinco: word verification.

Jennifer said...

Wasn't suburban mores one of the flavors in the Chocolate Mix Skittles?