Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Top Ten Tuesdays: How are we reaching out to North Korea?

10) Sending Larry Craig on a feeler mission.

9) Keeping double-cheeseburger on the dollar menu at all North Korean McDonald’s.

8) Financing Bill O’Reilly trip to Pyongyang to prove that when North Koreans go to restaurants, they don’t ask for more M-Fing hot tea.

7) Holding combination wet T-shirt/General MacArthur lookalike contest.

6) Producing new North Korean-scripted version of M*A*S*H where a group of wacky North Korean doctors teach us to laugh, love, and learn to throw off the shackles of our capitalist imperial oppressors.

5) Offering to let winner of rock-paper-scissors launch first nuclear strike.

4) Having Kim Jong-il be the first guest on new Bravo show, Queer Eye for the Totalitarian Guy.

3) Establishing historic nukes-for-nachos swap.

2) Upgrading them from the Axis of Evil to the Fulcrum of Inconvenience.

1) Granting the North the right to occupy South Korea on alternate weekends and two weeks during summer breaks.

13 comments:

Mike13833 said...

Loaning Dick Cheney to be assistant dictator , when Kim Il-Jong is on vacation.

Kathleen said...

offering their athletes our left-over steroids.

Brando said...

37) Correcting blog posts that mistype their leader's name as "Kim Il-Jong"

38) Offering to let Kim Jong-il record under the name Ill Jong and release his rap album, As Nuclear Armed as We Want to Be.

Churlita said...

I loved his last big hit, You Be Il-Jong.

The Uncanny Canadian said...

Sequel to Team America: World Police titled Team America: World Pussy

Jennifer said...

Correcting blog posts that mistype their leader's name as "Kim Il-Jong"

Where is BP when you need him!?!?!

Snag said...

Broadcasting Rachel Ray's "Say, That's Some Good Kimchi - Kimchi with Kimchi Sauce and a side of Kimchi."

Mike13833 said...

"37) Correcting blog posts that mistype their leader's name as "Kim Il-Jong" "

Wanted a tour of the dungeons . ;) Woke up about 4am thinking of that . ( Can you spell O-C-D? :)


41a) Sharing recipe for Tex-Mex kimchi.

57) Sending Randy Newman and the Laker Girls (< Lil' Il's big fan!) for a special command performance of Short People.

fish said...

III) Translating North Korean cartoons for an American Audience.

Brando said...

It was admittedly the proprietor of this blog who initially spelled Dear Leader's name incorrectly and was the subject of Comment 37.

Fish, all your translation belong to us.

billy pilgrim said...

Where is BP when you need him!?!?!

Disappointing friends and acquaintances since 1979.

fish said...

Welcome back to the surface BP

Mike13833 said...

It was admittedly the proprietor of this blog ..

Yeah , I copied it , because I'm always getting The Dear Leader's and his father's names mixed up . :)


19b)Bringing a planeload of Jehovah's Witness for a visit . They'll be distributing chocolate brownie skittles .... and some other stuff