Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Top Ten Tuesdays: What did we change on Wikipedia?

Special extra truthiness edition!

16) Expanded list of Founding Fathers who were furries.

15) Removed Dick Cheney from the “List of undead serving in Bush Administration.” Again.

14) Rejected edits to “List of undead serving in Bush Administration” due to objectivity concerns.

13) Relocated entry on Guantanamo to an undisclosed directory.

12) Reduced Nickelback entry down to one word: Sux!

11) Fixed all the typos after President Bush edited his entry.

10) Added an “Iraqi WMD” subsection to “Fairy Tales.”

9) Undangled all the chads from 2000.

8) Appended the list of the types of poles with, “Heh, heh, you said pole!”

7) Aborted any mentions of Jenna Bush’s possible pregnancy.

6) Elaborated that while it may seem like the Republican Congressman was soliciting sex in a park washroom, he was actually working undercover to expose the homosexual menace.

5) Deleted entry on Pittsburgh Steelers by accident, causing entire team to disappear in a puff of smoke.

4) Detailed how we would have killed Nicole Brown Simpson if we had written the entry on killing Nicole Brown Simpson.

3) Concluded that global warming will have one excellent outcome: life will indeed become a beach!

2) Created entry for Circle Jerk at the Square Dance, “the funniest blog in the universe.”

1) Added self to “List of people who’ve blown Wikipedia editors.”

12 comments:

Snag said...

17) Added PayPal button with link to my account.

Churlita said...

Hey, how come there's no link to the Wikipdedia "Circle Jerk" entry?

Brando said...

It was deleted because of "too much awesomeness." ;-)

Kathleen said...

18) renamed award Nobel Penis Prize, awarded it to Chuckles in perpetuity.

Adorable said...

I never get anything on Tuesdays.

Damn all of you!

Jennifer said...

This is totally OT, but is it snowing where you are yet?? Hmmmm???

Jennifer said...

What about now???

Chuckles said...

I accept this award on behalf of all penises.

Brando said...

It's snowing in my house.

Actually it's beautiful today. There's a tanker crossing the lake outside my window right now. In the winter, if I have binoculars, I should be able to see ships stuck in the ice and the crew eating the weaker members to survive.

Brando said...

Chuckles: standing up for penises when they cannot stand up themselves.

Jennifer said...

"In the winter, if I have binoculars, I should be able to see ships stuck in the ice and the crew eating the weaker members to survive."

Cool! Be sure to blog about it!

Don't you hate that Ice Truckers show! My GAWD! I couldn't watch after they mentioned that after a point they can't stop or the weight of the vehicle will cause the ice to crack. Too much PRESSURE!!

Woo-hoo Chuckles! "standing up for penises when they cannot stand up themselves." The Human Viagra! The Putzmeister!

Kathleen said...

as the penises stand up, Chuckles stands down.