10) Grave misunderstanding with the cannibals.
9) Getting our views on 9/11 from someone with two-and-a-half brain cells.
8) Sending official government business from our email@example.com account.
7) Calling out name of husband's brother during sex, causing brother to pop out from the bedroom closet.
6) Being racially insensitive toward those people.
5) The warm ocean currents turning our prime beach front property into Atlantis.
4) Turning the bidet into a flamethrower.
3) Making our Bollywood production of Shall We Be Burned in Effigy.
2) Throwing the Book of Judges at criminals.
1) Suggesting that college kids who can’t handle six-packs responsibly should be packing heat.