Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Top Ten Wednesdays: What's slowly killing us?

Extra lethal edition!

12) Steak through the heart. 

11) Springing forward...to our graves!

10) Serving expired Newt.

9) Suspense over where Peyton Manning will decide to destroy his sports legacy.

8) Gravitational pull of couch.

7) Excess Santorum emissions.

6) Trying to collect money for the NCAA pool before the tourney starts.

5) Lack of anything more stimulating in our lives than the opening of an Olive Garden.

4) Blogger constantly fucking with comments.

3) Trickle-down economics becoming trickle-down waterboarding.

2) Gelatinous blob seeping under the lab door.  

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I'd happily give up daylight savings time long before giving up steak.
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Brando said...

No doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I don't read that kind of stuff.

fish said...

But there is finally fake chicken worth eating. I know it is true, I read it in the NYT.

Brando said...

They should call that "chuckin"

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Made from Chuck.

Jennifer said...

His song.

Yeah, I went old school.

Jennifer said...

Oh... you said "slowy"...

Jennifer said...

You know, I clicked over to see the fake chicken article, and when I saw the photo, I thought the fingers in the glove were the fake chicken... I thought, those don't look too bad... kind of pale, but it's chicken!

fish said...

Human, the other other white meat.

Long pig.

Jennifer said...

Soylent Chicken is PEOPLE!

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

No doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.

I feel for ya- I get sad every time I read something bad about red planets.

Substance McGravitas said...

Mark Kermode hated John Carter. Sounds like a disaster.

Kathleen said...

John Carter was pretty entertaining actually. Definitely TONS better than a lot of movies I've seen the past year. this analysis was pretty spot on, except I enjoyed the movie a little more than she did:
8 things You Should Know about John Carter

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

hmpf. Bet it didn't have red diapers and thigh high boots.