12) Steak through the heart.
11) Springing forward...to our graves!
10) Serving expired Newt.
9) Suspense over where Peyton Manning will decide to destroy his sports legacy.
8) Gravitational pull of couch.
7) Excess Santorum emissions.
6) Trying to collect money for the NCAA pool before the tourney starts.
5) Lack of anything more stimulating in our lives than the opening of an Olive Garden.
4) Blogger constantly fucking with comments.
3) Trickle-down economics becoming trickle-down waterboarding.
10) Serving expired Newt.
9) Suspense over where Peyton Manning will decide to destroy his sports legacy.
8) Gravitational pull of couch.
7) Excess Santorum emissions.
6) Trying to collect money for the NCAA pool before the tourney starts.
5) Lack of anything more stimulating in our lives than the opening of an Olive Garden.
4) Blogger constantly fucking with comments.
3) Trickle-down economics becoming trickle-down waterboarding.
2) Gelatinous blob seeping under the lab door.
15 comments:
I'd happily give up daylight savings time long before giving up steak.
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No doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.
I don't read that kind of stuff.
But there is finally fake chicken worth eating. I know it is true, I read it in the NYT.
They should call that "chuckin"
Made from Chuck.
His song.
Yeah, I went old school.
Oh... you said "slowy"...
You know, I clicked over to see the fake chicken article, and when I saw the photo, I thought the fingers in the glove were the fake chicken... I thought, those don't look too bad... kind of pale, but it's chicken!
Human, the other other white meat.
Long pig.
Soylent Chicken is PEOPLE!
No doubt. I get sad every time I read something bad about red meat.
I feel for ya- I get sad every time I read something bad about red planets.
Mark Kermode hated John Carter. Sounds like a disaster.
John Carter was pretty entertaining actually. Definitely TONS better than a lot of movies I've seen the past year. this analysis was pretty spot on, except I enjoyed the movie a little more than she did:
8 things You Should Know about John Carter
hmpf. Bet it didn't have red diapers and thigh high boots.
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