Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Top Ten Wednesdays: What are we giving up for Lent?

10) Putting the VA in “vagina”

9) Mistaking hope for change

8) Filling up the tank

7) Fantasizing about our teachers

6) Not sounding like a Dick

5) Listening to a bunch of white guys whose only move is The Perp Walk preach about rhythm methods

4) Not randomly punching people in the face because we gave up smoking

3) Probing for holes along our nation’s border

2) First Lady Callista

1) Lent


almostinfamous said...


ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Sleeping past Dog O'Clock in the morning.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

does the Thunderpooch do that thing where he WHAMS his body into the side of the bed, over and over again?

Top Ten days come on various days of the week, I have noticed. In the future, every day of the week will be a Top Ten day at some point.

fish said...

Top ten days of the week for Top Ten Days of the Week.

Brando said...

LOL, fish, reminds me of arguably the greatest top 10 list of all time.

I have been flaky about the list (and the blog), something I really do want to rectify. I miss writing more. If only the people who pay my salary would stop demanding that I work for my money.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I wasn't complaining.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

If only the people who pay my salary would stop demanding that I work for my money.

They are def being unreasonable.

But If fish is right, soon we our employers will be demanding we work for no money.

Brando said...

I wasn't complaining.

I know, but still makes me sad to not have as much time for it as I used to.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

zrm, nope. What Theda does is find your hand and submarine her nose under it, so that it is in the proper petting position.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lucy stands motionless in the middle of the room, staring at the kitchen door with her ears pointing back to listen if you are moving AT ALL, and occasionally looks back to see if you are catching on yet.

She thinks we are pretty stupid creatures. And yanno? Watching the primaries, she may be right.