7) How many hours ago did you take that Viagra?
5) Don’t the Occupy Wall Street camps actually have 35 percent less urine and fecal matter than the average New York street?
4) Tell me the truth, do they look real?
2) Could you give us any reason—any at all—to convince us that you could run the American government better than a mediocre pizza chain?
1) Are you my daddy? / Who’s your daddy? (tie)