Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Top Ten Wednesdays: What are we thankful for?

10) Declined “full-ride” football scholarship to Penn State.

9) Early Black Friday deals on pants with elastic waistbands.

7) Kid brother still hiding his bong in the same drawer.

6) Replacing ten hours of awkward family conversation with football.

5) Mother’s drinking problem will make her more receptive to the news that Lance is more than just a good friend.

3) Taking a day off from still being unemployed.

1) Boners.

7 comments:

Jennifer said...

Blogging friends who get us.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Oh no, Jennifer is going to scold me again!

P.S. Pics for Brando.
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Brando said...

LOL, those are great, Thunder.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Lt. Pike's family must be very proud.

Substance McGravitas said...

10) Declined “full-ride” football scholarship to Penn State.

TOO SOON, as we say of...OMG I AM JUST AS GUILTY.

almostinfamous said...

that cop just became a thing...

http://peppersprayingcop.tumblr.com/

so thankful for tumblr and the weird shit that people do

fish said...

Speaking of too soon.