10) Tired of paying all these taxes when we could be using our hard-earned money to go further into credit card debt.
9) Disillusioned that the government can’t fix eight years of problems in eight months.
8) ‘Cause Beyonce was robbed!
7) Sick of the Democrats treating us like our party was resoundingly defeated in the last election.
6) Because our foot was not on the line, you dumb (expletive) who is going to have a hard (expletive) time being a line (expletive) judge when I shove this (expletive) ball up your (expletive)-ing (expletive).
5) Fox News reporter bet us that we couldn’t look as angry as the mob from Shelbyville.
4) The idea of socialized medicine just makes our blood boil, which our insurance won’t cover because it’s a pre-existing condition.
3) Furious that liberals keep making poor Glenn Beck cry.
2) Definitely not because the president is black, no siree-bob, we don’t have any problem with one of them being president.
1) None of your fucking business.
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Because YOU LIE! And we're RIGHT! God said so!
#1, with a double side of #1.
:)
It's always my yenta business. That is my trade.
Because now the government wants to go into debt to help its own people, instead of killing people in other countries and that just ain't right.
I'm gonna let you finish in a minnit, and Brando you are funny and all, but Pinko's blog is way funnier and really deserves to have Top Ten Tuesdays posted on it. Pinko was robbed.
Fish, that really hurts.
Pinko's blog is weirder
After all, they are pioneers in providing a Zombudsman.
I would like to apologize to Brando. What I said was hurtful and my dead mother would not have approved. I am still working through issues regarding her QVC related death.
OMFG. Fish is killin me today. Just killin me.
I spit water all over my desk. Twice.
fish is on fire, which is neat trick considering he is under water.
fire fish.
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fish on fire
17. Lack of Friday Music.
Ask, O Zombie, and ye shall receive.
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