Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Top Ten Tuesdays: Why are we so angry?

10) Tired of paying all these taxes when we could be using our hard-earned money to go further into credit card debt.

9) Disillusioned that the government can’t fix eight years of problems in eight months.

8) ‘Cause Beyonce was robbed!

7) Sick of the Democrats treating us like our party was resoundingly defeated in the last election.

6) Because our foot was not on the line, you dumb (expletive) who is going to have a hard (expletive) time being a line (expletive) judge when I shove this (expletive) ball up your (expletive)-ing (expletive).

5) Fox News reporter bet us that we couldn’t look as angry as the mob from Shelbyville.

4) The idea of socialized medicine just makes our blood boil, which our insurance won’t cover because it’s a pre-existing condition.

3) Furious that liberals keep making poor Glenn Beck cry.

2) Definitely not because the president is black, no siree-bob, we don’t have any problem with one of them being president.

1) None of your fucking business.

14 comments:

Jennifer said...

Because YOU LIE! And we're RIGHT! God said so!

Von said...

#1, with a double side of #1.
:)

Adorable Girlfriend said...

It's always my yenta business. That is my trade.

Churlita said...

Because now the government wants to go into debt to help its own people, instead of killing people in other countries and that just ain't right.

fish said...

I'm gonna let you finish in a minnit, and Brando you are funny and all, but Pinko's blog is way funnier and really deserves to have Top Ten Tuesdays posted on it. Pinko was robbed.

Brando said...

Fish, that really hurts.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Pinko's blog is weirder

After all, they are pioneers in providing a Zombudsman.

fish said...

I would like to apologize to Brando. What I said was hurtful and my dead mother would not have approved. I am still working through issues regarding her QVC related death.

Von said...

OMFG. Fish is killin me today. Just killin me.
I spit water all over my desk. Twice.

Brando said...

fish is on fire, which is neat trick considering he is under water.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

fire fish.
~

fish said...

fish on fire

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

17. Lack of Friday Music.

Brando said...

Ask, O Zombie, and ye shall receive.