10) Tired of paying all these taxes when we could be using our hard-earned money to go further into credit card debt.
9) Disillusioned that the government can’t fix eight years of problems in eight months.
8) ‘Cause Beyonce was robbed!
7) Sick of the Democrats treating us like our party was resoundingly defeated in the last election.
6) Because our foot was not on the line, you dumb (expletive) who is going to have a hard (expletive) time being a line (expletive) judge when I shove this (expletive) ball up your (expletive)-ing (expletive).
5) Fox News reporter bet us that we couldn’t look as angry as the mob from Shelbyville.
4) The idea of socialized medicine just makes our blood boil, which our insurance won’t cover because it’s a pre-existing condition.
3) Furious that liberals keep making poor Glenn Beck cry.
2) Definitely not because the president is black, no siree-bob, we don’t have any problem with one of them being president.
1) None of your fucking business.